CITY'S SLICK TALKER PULLS OFF DAZZLING HEIST|MAJOR PAYDAY!

Well folks, you ain't gonna trust this! Our very own smooth-talking thief just pulled off a heist so impressive, it's got the whole town stirred up. He/She hit the antique shop clean, making off with a king's ransom. The police are hot on his trail, but so far, this mastermind has managed to slip through their grasp. Word on the street is that he/s